PURPLE REIGN

We’ve been eating like this since the dawn of time - or at least for as long as I can remember…Meatless Monday, Fish Tuesday, Lean Meat Wednesday, Leftovers Thursday, Slight Reward Friday. WELL! Meatless Monday was a real treat this particular time!

For this meal, it was September and being the Mega-Themer of the Universe, I wanted PURPLE! For me and colors, September means purples, teals, rusts - all getting ready for fall! I had everything I needed already - purple cabbage (duh! September!), leftover package of meatless “soyrizo” I thought I needed but didn’t use, and all the remaining ingredients you will see in this recipe. So what does one do to feed The Hubster something that feels hearty, tastes amazing (for meatless), and stretches for dinner AND his lunch the next day? This gorgeous - and I mean GORGEOUS - stuffed cabbage meal that I paired with purple-y rust colored heirloom tomato on the side. I sprinkled them with sea salt and pepper and the acidity paired perfectly with this rich and delightful meal that reigns supreme!

​PURPLE REIGN (VEGETARIAN STUFFED CABBAGE LEAVES)

​10 purple cabbage leaves

​​1 cup black rice

avocado oil​

1 shallot, finely minced

​2 cloves garlic, finely minced

1 pkg meatless chorizo crumble (see notes)

1 tsp garlic powder

1 tsp onion powder

1 tsp paprika

sea salt

pepper​


​2 tbs butter

​1 cup baby bella mushrooms, diced

​1 cup dry red wine

​1 cup mushroom stock (see  notes)

​2 sprigs fresh thyme


chopped parsley (optional)

​(Gently remove the leaves from the cabbage, carefully slicing the bottom and slowly pulling each leaf until it comes off whole)   Boil a large pot of water.  Once it's boiling, add a hearty pinch of sea salt.  Place the leaves in the boiling water, allowing them to boil for about two minutes, or until pliable.  While they are boiling, get a bowl of ice water and a layer of paper towel ready.  With your kitchen spider (or tongs but be careful not to tear the leaves!), remove the leaves and place them in the ice water.  Let them sit for thirty seconds, remove and place on the paper towel to dry.  Make your black rice according to directions, using the purple sea salt water left over from the cabbage leaves, reducing cooking time by about two minutes so the rice is slightly - only slightly! - al dente.

​While the rice is cooking, saute shallot and garlic in about two tablespoons of avocado oil until fragrant, then toss in your meatless chorizo. Once the rice is cooked, fold it together with the meat(less) mixture.  Season with garlic and onion powders, paprika, and sea salt and pepper to taste, and gently fold again.  Fill each individual cabbage leaf with about two tablespoons of your mix, making sure to be generous, but not to overstuff.  Wrap your leaf like you would a burrito, putting the mixture closest to you, roll once, fold the sides in, finish rolling.  Place in a prepared 9x13 baking pan, seam side down, tucking each one next to the other.   

​Melt your 2 tablespoons of butter in a skillet over medium-high heat. Once it bubbles, toss in the mushrooms. Sauté them undisturbed for 3-to-4 minutes until they release their liquid, turn a caramelized brown, and develop a rich crust. Pour in the wine, scraping up all those caramelized mushroom bits stuck to the bottom of the pan. Drop in your 2 sprigs of fresh thyme. Bring the liquid to a rapid boil, then drop the heat to medium and let it simmer aggressively for 4-to-5 minutes until the alcohol cooks off and the wine reduces by half. Pour in the mushroom stock and stir. Bring the whole sauce back to a boil, then immediately lower the heat to a gentle simmer. Let it cook uncovered for 10-to-12 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the liquid reduces down into a thick, glossy, velvety sauce that easily coats the back of a spoon. Discard the thyme stems and pour over your arranged stuffed purple cabbage rolls. Cover tightly with foil and bake at 375°F for 30 minutes so the cabbage completely drinks in the sauce. 

Once you remove it from the oven, let it rest for about two minutes and top with fresh parsley if you like; then eat and enjoy!

I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU DANCING IN THE PURPLE REIGN!


NOTES: Be careful about your choice of meatless crumble.  Read the ingredients and make sure there aren't a ton of fillers or things you can't pronounce and they suit your health-conscious needs.  I used Abbott's plant-based chorizo, and it was FANTASTIC!  You can purchase mushroom stock in most grocery stores, but if you have a hard time finding pre-made, you can use mushroom (umami!) bouillon/powder and make your own!

Potatoes, Patatas

LASDI© (Photos by Adrian Garcia)

LASDI© (Photos by Adrian Garcia)

Another tapas night with friends.  I ALWAYS look forward to those nights because we put our heads and cooking prowess together and come up with a tornado of tapas!  While The Hubster and I waited for our sweet neighbors to arrive, we went ahead and snapped some pics of what we put out for our half, and ohhhhhhh, BOY!  This stuff was BEYOND BUENO!

I made mushroom-, pine nut-, and cheddar cheese-stuffed puff pastries, prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, mini-Reuben sammies (it IS March, after all!), a quite-lovely cheese board with the sharpest cheddar and GORGEOUS artichoke hearts (stems included!).  All those hyphened menu items!  But to be as authentic as possible, I made a legit tapas called patatas bravas.  I, of course put my own spin on it and they were delcioso!

Go on and spend a night with community and each of you bring a prize!  Call it tapas night or call it whatever you want - just bring THESE to the table with you!

PATATAS BRAVAS

4 - 5 butter gold potatoes, scrubbed, dried, and sliced lengthwise into 8 wedges

1 1/2 cups canola oil

sea salt

pepper

1/4 cup prepared horseradish

1/4 cup sour cream

paprika

1 can ro-tel for dipping

4 green onions or scallions, sliced thin

Heat canola oil in heavy skillet (I use my cast-iron, of course) on medium-high heat for two minutes.  Place potato wedges from one potato carefully into oil.  Let cook for five minutes.  You will be tempted to turn them over before then.  Don't.  After five minutes, flip them and let them cook another five minutes.  You will be tempted to pull them out before the five minutes is up.  Don't.  Carefully take them out one at a time and lay them on a cooling rack with paper towel underneath (see notes).  Sprinkle them liberally with sea salt and pepper.  Repeat cooking with the next potato and directly before removing them from the oil, lay the first batch on whatever tray or plate you would like to use for your display. While the next batch of potatoes are cooking, mix the horseradish and sour cream and drizzle (prettily!) over the potatoes on the platter.  Sprinkle with paprika and then a bit of green onion.  Repeat with each layer of potatoes, crisscrossing each layer over one another for an authentic look. 

Notes: Any heavy skillet will do as long as it is deep enough to fit the oil.  For crispy potatoes, use the cooling rack.  If you don't have one or want softer potato wedges, simply dry them on paper towels laid on a plate or platter.  I use a condiment squeeze bottle for the horseradish sour cream drizzle.  I put the ro-tel in a cute bowl next to the potatoes for people to pile on top of their bravas if they like.  Hora de comer!!

 

Green Eggs & Span (ish Chorizo)

SHE2016©

SHE2016©

There are up sides and down sides to my obsessive compulsivity.  I know a lot of people can't imagine what the up sides could be, but I can tell you that for Life As She Does It, they scream volumes about the Bohemian Glitter Girl I am, and help me reach The Masses (that's YOU!), all while being a cathartic-and-helpful outlet.  The particular obsessive complusive part of me I'm referring to (Yes.  There are several) is the monthly themes.  I've been doing it for as long as I can remember.  It stretches from clothing to food, too.  So for example: March = Green or Irish.  Yes, I'm Italian, but the OCD transcends that fact.  I wear green every day in March.  Please don't ask me to explain in one post, just trust that there is a method to my madness.  As far as food in March, I either cook green food items, or Irish food.  This last Saturday morning, I created a Spanish take on green eggs and ham by making scrambled eggs loaded with cilantro with some Spanish chorizo and avocado on the side.  The Spanish chorizo was quite salty, so I drizzled some of the leftover mustard sauce  I made for the corned beef a couple of nights before, and it was absolutely luscious.  Stay tuned for the monthly themes to come; in the meantime, eat green to your heart's content and know Spring is right around the corner!

CILANTRO SCRAMBLED EGGS

4 eggs

1/4 cup heavy whipping cream

1 tbs cumin

1 tsp sea salt

1 tsp pepper

1` cup packed cilantro, chopped coarsely

2 tbs extra virgin olive oil (evoo)

2 tbs butter

In a medium-sized bowl, scramble the eggs using a small whisk or fork for a solid minute.  

I EATS ME SPINACH

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What does one do upon waking up on the first day of unemployment for both yourself and The Hubster?  You sleep in, smell the coffee brewing to wake up, and COOK AN AWESOME BREAKFAST!!  No feeling sorry for yourself in THIS HOUSE!!  This is Life As She Does It, after all!  So what I made was this incredible take on tortillas de espinacas  It is a Spanish tapa, which usually consists of spinach made into a 'tortilla' with cream cheese and potatoes.  I omitted the potatoes and added BACON!   And we all know......bacon makes everything better.

TORTILLAS DE ESPINACAS (She-Style)

extra virgin olive oil (evoo)

1/2 onion, chopped finely

4 cloves garlic, chopped finely

1 pkg frozen spinach, thawed

sea salt

pepper

2 tsp cumin

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp mustard powder

3 eggs, scrambled

1 tsp water

1/2 brick cream cheese, room temperature

bacon or turkey bacon slices, cooked

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In a heavy pan (I used my cast-iron skillet, of course!) sprinkle enough evoo to cover the bottom, and heat for one minute on medium heat  Add onions and garlic, and let cook for about two minutes, stirring from time-to-time to avoid them getting too dark.  

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Squeeze spinach over the sink a handful at a time to remove excess water.  Sprinkle into the pan, using a wooden spoon or small spatula to mix with the onion and garlic and spread out throughout the pan  Sprinkle generously with sea salt and pepper, then add cumin, nutmeg, and mustard powder.  Stir again, then spread out throughout the pan.  Add the water to the scrambled eggs and gently pour over the spinach mixture to ensure it is evenly distributed throughout the pan.  Sprinkle with sea salt and pepper.  Change heat to low and let cook about three minutes or until firm on the edges and loose in the middle.  Cover and let cook another three minutes until firm in the middle.  Remove from heat and let rest for a minute  

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Using a spoonula or butter knife, spread the cream cheese over the spinach-egg mixture.  Let rest another minute.  Slice like a pie, and top with bacon  Take your coffee cups and say "cheers!" and then..ATTACK!

NOTES: I use neufchatel cheese, which is super-creamy, but has less fat than cream cheese.  I also served this with some watercress sprinkled with balsamic and it was a perfect complement.  Still inclined to feel bad or sorry for yourself?  Just add a mimosa to this combo and all will be well!

 

Tapas Totales!

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To sum it up, this was a night of tapas and home-made margaritas that would make you slap yo' mammasita!  A couple of friends came over and I made gambas al ajillo (shrimp and garlic sauce), empanadas with crema-paprika sauce, chorizo-tortilla pizzas, baked pappas (fingerling potatoes), and a little concoction I put together that we will call Frito Masa Dulce (fried sweet dough).  I wanted it to be a play on sopapillas, but more Spanish-style and doughnut-y.  So I took our go-to home-made pizza dough recipe, sweetened it up and then fried it, and sprinkled good ole powdered sugar on top!  And that is the recipe I am sharing with you today.  De nada. 

FRITO MASA DULCE

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 tsp salt

1 pkg fast-rising yeast

2 tbs sugar

 1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp apple pie seasoning

1 tbs extra virgin olive oil (evoo)

2 tbs honey

1 cup warm water

canola oil

Mix all dry ingredients in a bowl.  Add wet ingredients and water and stir with a fork until combined.  Cover with a damp paper towel and let rise for an hour.  In a heavy pot (I use my cast iron Dutch oven,  of course!), heat 1 and 1/2 inches of canola oil on medium-high heat.  Using a little extra flour so the dough doesn't stick to your hands, use fingers to flatten out the dough to about 9x12 on a counter sprinkled with a little flour.  Use a cookie cutter to cut into 12 equal-sized pieces.  Gently drop one piece at a time into the oil, and fry for about one minute on each side, until golden brown.  Take out with a slotted spoon or spatula and let drain on paper towel.  Once they are all done, sprinkle with powdered sugar.

NOTES:  Drizzle with honey or maple syrup if you want to raise the bar of delicioso even higher!!